Prayer Before NBA Draft

Heavenly Father,
As we sit here, fingers crossed,
Guide us in this moment of uncertainty.
Please steer GM from drama at the podium.
May Commissioner call out stud, not bust.
May we not end up with 7-foot stiff.
May no Darko nor Tskitishvili nor Kwame don our cap.
May we not trade for Vlade Divacs.
May we not move down for sloppy seconds.
May we not pass up future all-star.
May we run like the plague from all Kandi men.
May we draft no funny-haired Euro hold out.
Save us from mockery and ridicule
Prevent the travesty.
Enable the dynasty.
Amen.