Lord Almighty,
Creator of Tivo, Cable and Doogie,
Provider of all things Shark Week,
Destroyer of Arsenio, Magic, and Joey.
For these gifts we are most grateful,
But indulgence though hast also blessed.
I pray thee lord before this nacho cheese dip.
May arse and couch part mortal ways.
Give strength to reach forsaken remote.
Be merciful with Full House marathons.
Hold back thy Stargate SG1.
May Monday Nights be free of Madden
May Thursdays host not Heidi Klum.
Amen.
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