Prayer for the Retirement of George Lucas

by brother Casey

Almighty G-d, who art in heaven,
Seriously, it’s enough already.
Thy bounty hath already been plentiful;
Raiders, Star Wars, as well as many interesting video games.
But this sheep has gone astray. Way, way astray.
Return him to thy flock before any more damage can be done.
Lead him not to direct bad sequels,
But deliver him from the producer and director chair.
And forgive him, Father,
For clearly he knows not what he does.
His beard runneth over,
While his chin runneth under.
Restore him to sanity, Lord,
That he may learn to stop while he is ahead.
And if not, please just kill him.
In your name, we pray.
Amen.