by Brother Casey
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Give us this day our daily jerky.
May thy majestic cows come quick to the slaughter with minimal resistance,
And may their insides dry quickly and with juicy tenderness.
For thine is the Oberto, the Jack Links, and the Slim Jims.
And takest thou not from our wallets,
But bring thy salty goodness to our lips at a reasonable price,
Flavored with teriyaki, honey barbecue or black pepper,
So that we may chew it,
And chew it and chew it, and chew it,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
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