by brother Casey
Heavenly Father, Creator of Spam,
Grant me extra inches to increase her pleasure.
Deliver 4,000,000 pounds from the lottery of the United Kingdom.
Bring forth thy plentiful bounty of free iPods, laptops, and Xbox 360s,
And V1agra at a considerable discount.
May thy Canadian pharmacy be true, and thy commerce laws flexible.
Protect thy humble servant Bill Gates as he distributes a dollar to everyone who forwards this email.
Grant me the strength to earn college degrees online,
The serenity to install strange programs sent by unknown addresses,
And the wisdom to give my bank account number to a Nigerian businessman.
Amen.
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