Friday, June 6, 2008

Prayer in Times of Mall Parking Need

by Brother Casey

Deus Mei, domine galleria,
Provida parkus spacio circa food courtatum.
Cajun chicken con platanos maduros est,
Coca cola et missus fieldus tu.
Handicapitus availabilitatum,
But non havo handicapitus stickerari.
Spacio con automobilus shortus appearum empti.
Personas en esiuvi cominando o goandarum?
Because circularo like twenty times already,
Et non spacio openandus.
What the fuck?
In nomine Brookstones,
Et Foot Locker,
Et Chik-Fil-A.
Amen.

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