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Monday, June 2, 2008

Prayer to Ward off Hangover

Heavenly father,
Forgive us for we have chugged.
Overdranketh from thy Jäger tree.
Jack, Johnny, Jose
no match to your greatness.
Highball, bucket, yard
no measure of your compassion.
Lord have mercy on our heads.
Deliver us from happy hour.
Guide us through spin and shiver.
May our bowels not betray us.
May late-nite tacos lie where they rest.
Amen.
Posted by KidHoliday at 6:56 PM

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      • Prayer Before Participating in Kumite
      • Prayer Before Daunting Projects
      • Prayer to Evict Techno Douchebag Neighbor
      • Prayer for Spam Satisfaction
      • Prayer to Thwart Illness
      • Prayer before Consuming Questionable Sustenance
      • Prayer for the Retirement of George Lucas
      • Prayer Before Assembling Swedish Furniture
      • Prayer to Prevent Pocket Dialing
      • Prayer to Assure Blog Survival
      • Prayer Before Getting on Scale
      • Prayer on Eve of New iPhone
      • Prayer to Ward off Report Card
      • Prayer in Times of Mall Parking Need
      • Prayer to Vanquish Acne
      • Prayer for Window Seat
      • Prayer for Lost Socks
      • Prayer to End Beef Jerky Crisis
      • Prayer to Ward off Hangover
      • Prayer to End Boredom

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