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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Prayer to Vanquish Acne

Lord hear me in this time of need,
For dates and interviews hang in the balance.
Sure there's nothing visible just yet,
I fear this tingle groweth.
Grease, sugar, colossal stress,
No match for divine Clearasil.
May thy fury strike down heads both black and white.
May thoust shield my face from ridicule.
My T-zone lord, is in your hands,
Remember, I'm 29.
Amen.
Posted by KidHoliday at 9:18 PM

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      • Prayer Before NBA Draft
      • Prayer Before Participating in Kumite
      • Prayer Before Daunting Projects
      • Prayer to Evict Techno Douchebag Neighbor
      • Prayer for Spam Satisfaction
      • Prayer to Thwart Illness
      • Prayer before Consuming Questionable Sustenance
      • Prayer for the Retirement of George Lucas
      • Prayer Before Assembling Swedish Furniture
      • Prayer to Prevent Pocket Dialing
      • Prayer to Assure Blog Survival
      • Prayer Before Getting on Scale
      • Prayer on Eve of New iPhone
      • Prayer to Ward off Report Card
      • Prayer in Times of Mall Parking Need
      • Prayer to Vanquish Acne
      • Prayer for Window Seat
      • Prayer for Lost Socks
      • Prayer to End Beef Jerky Crisis
      • Prayer to Ward off Hangover
      • Prayer to End Boredom

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