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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Prayer for Window Seat

Lord grant my head some plastic.
Lord give my neck some peace.
Like Abraham with first born son,
I offer thee one armrest.
Seat A or E I beg you lord,
Not C. Not B. Not D.
Let me view your stars in heaven
Let me praise your lakes and seas.
Spare me elbows, trolleys, portly thighs,
Spare me peering eyes and sneeze.
An upright seat I vow thee lord.
I promise not to pee.
Amen.
Posted by KidHoliday at 5:49 PM

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      • Prayer Before Getting on Scale
      • Prayer on Eve of New iPhone
      • Prayer to Ward off Report Card
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      • Prayer to Vanquish Acne
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      • Prayer to End Beef Jerky Crisis
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