Prayer for Lost Socks

Dear Lord,
Have mercy on this sock of mine, for it has strayed.
As stud and mare and stag and doe,
a clean pair thoust created.
Now separate from flock and foot,
alone doubt and darkness.
Not forsaken, nor forgotten,
I ask thee for compassion
Protect it from thief and vagrant,
dog and neighbor.
Grant safe passage through lint and lid,
hall and hamper.
Amen.