Dear Lord almighty,
Bring forth thy alien invasion.
May the building burn down, so that I may save the darling children.
May I stumble upon Bin Laden in a Starbuck's restroom
Hurricane, Typhoon, Locust
I'm at the ready lord.
At your command, unleash the zombie hoard.
Let me stumble upon thy frozen teradactyl .
Keep a bus from traveling under 60 mph.
Resuscitate the elderly.
Deliver babies.
Fight communism.
Amen.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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This should be the national anthem.
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